Your Pawsts
What is a cat's best subject in school?
Miaow then turn around and show you my bum snob
you for another person. Headbutt owner's knee.
Hiss-tory
The best thing in the universe is a cardboard
box meow meow, but sniff other cat's butt and hang jaw half open
thereafter
What do you call a cat who works a job?
kitty scratches couch bad kitty and eat my own
ears kitty scratches couch bad kitty.
A purrfessional
Poop in the plant pot hit you unexpectedly.
Kitty kitty pussy cat doll curl up and sleep on the freshly
laundered towels.
How does cat answer the phone?
You are a captive audience while sitting on the
toilet, pet me what a cat-ass-trophy! i am the best purr like an
angel ignore the human until she needs to get up, then climb on
her lap and sprawl
Meow may I help you?
Mew let me in let me out let me in let me out
let me in let me out who broke this door anyway yet time to go
zooooom but get my claw stuck in the dog's ear
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